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Dickinson Police Department Issues Apology for Mishandling of Scandal
The department, visibly shaken by the public’s awareness of their internal scandals

William Weathers
Aug 52 min read
Heartbreaking!!! Local Man Disqualified from National Blow Job Championship Due to Braces
Stark’s Hometown Hero, Austyn Mccfully, Left High and Dry After Judges Rule His Braces a “Safety Hazard” In a jaw-dropping twist that has...
novascotia9
Jun 92 min read


Feathers Over Fears: Texan’s Red Boa Burlesque Beats Dickinson’s Ban
In a twist that could only happen in Dickinson, local resident Mark Colesander, a proud Texan transplant, has turned a controversial...

Nancy Ruckus
May 232 min read


Exclusive Interview: Dickinson’s Tax Tyrant Joe Hirschfeld on Farts, Assessments, and Forcing Grandma to Downsize
City Assessor Joe Hirschfeld insists his skyrocketing property values are “pure art,” but locals just see inflated numbers—and now, dollar signs in his eyes.

J.D. Knox
May 213 min read


Dickinson Declares War on Twang: Texans Targeted for Deportation
With oil jobs vanishing and tensions rising, Dickinson officials set their sights south—literally—proposing a bold plan to deport Texans for “twang-related offenses.”

J.D. Knox
May 193 min read


Taco Hell: Gordon Ramsay to Save Dickinson’s Taco Bell from Its Own Crunchwrap Catastrophe
Dickinson’s Taco Bell, long the punchline of late-night cravings and the bane of sober taste buds, is about to get a Michelin-star...

Nancy Ruckus
May 183 min read
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