​Running a fake news operation isn’t as cheap as it used to be. It takes time, talent, coffee, questionable design decisions, and the emotional resilience of a wet paper towel.

If you've ever laughed, winced, or briefly questioned your grasp on reality while reading The Stark County Sentinel, consider helping us stay online, upright, and mostly unhinged.

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💸 What Your Donation Supports:

• 🧠 Underpaid satire writers keeping North Dakota weird

• 💻 Website hosting for content that may or may not be legally defensible

• 📰 Maintaining the illusion of a functioning editorial team

• 🐐 Bail money for hypothetical livestock involved in hypothetical reporting errors

 

🐾 How to Donate:

We accept donations in multiple morally flexible formats:

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🙏 Why Support Satire?

Because satire is the last honest voice in a world full of actual nonsense.
Because your local news probably won't cover a raccoon uprising.
Because we’re cheaper than therapy and louder than your uncle on Facebook.

Your donation helps us remain proudly unprofessional — and free from algorithms, corporate agendas, and spellcheck.

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⚠️ The Fine Print

We are not a registered nonprofit. Your donation is not tax-deductible, but it may be emotionally satisfying. Consult your accountant, therapist, or raccoon wrangler.