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Complain to the Editor

Welcome to our official complaint portal. Whether you were offended, confused, or accidentally informed, we want to hear about it — mostly so we can pretend to care. Your complaint will be routed directly to our editor’s overflowing inbox, a coffee-stained desk, or possibly a trash fire.

(optional, but we will judge you)

(for retaliation, obviously)

What are you complaining about today?

Select your grievance category

We’ll pretend we’ll look into it

Let it all out. We probably won't fix it.

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This is legally binding in at least one imaginary jurisdiction. Try your best.

This form does not constitute a binding agreement, formal grievance, or emotional resolution. By submitting, you agree to absolutely nothing. But thanks anyway.

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