Opinion: Officer Frey is Actually a Frickin Jerk

Submitted by: Chad Thompson

Listen up, Dickinson. I’m as pro-cop as it gets. I’ve got the Thin Blue Line sticker on the back window of my Chevy, I’ve watched every body cam video on YouTube (twice), and I salute the flag daily. But last week, Officer Frey—yeah, that Frey—crossed a line.

He pulled me over for doing donuts on State Avenue at 3 AM, hit me with a DUI and resisting arrest charge, and—get this—wouldn’t even let me hit my vape in his patrol car. This isn’t law enforcement; it’s tyranny. Let me break it down.

"The thin blue line is in distress bro"

Just Vibing, Not Crime-ing

Picture this: it’s 3 AM, State Avenue is empty, and I’m out in my Chevy, spinning donuts like a NASCAR Picasso. I had a couple Twisted Teas, sure, but I wasn’t drunk—I was in the zone. Vibing. My playlist was TikTok-worthy.

Was I hurting anyone? No. Was I making art with my tires? Absolutely.Then Frey shows up, lights blazing like he’s busting a meth lab, treating me like I’m public enemy number one.

What is this, Communist Germany? Last I checked, Dickinson was in America—where a man can drift in peace.

The Breathalyzer Betrayal

So Frey pulls me over and demands I blow. Honestly? Kind of weird. I might even have a harassment claim.

I’m a free citizen, not a science experiment. I politely declined, because I know my rights—thanks, YouTube. But did Frey respect my patriotism? No. He slapped cuffs on me faster than you can say “Ninth Amendment.”

And while I’m in the back of his cruiser, I pull out my mango Juul to calm my nerves. Frey snatches it like he’s the vape police. Unacceptable. No respect for personal freedom—or cloud-chasing.

A Thin Blue Line on Thin Ice

Let me be clear: I still back the blue. Most officers are heroes, keeping Dickinson safe from rogue coyotes or whatever. But Frey? Frey’s the black sheep of the badge.

The way he treated me, you’d think I was torching City Hall instead of just having a good time. A DUI? Resisting arrest? For what—refusing to play his breathalyzer game and trying to vape?

This department needs an attitude check, or I swear, I’m this close to peeling that Thin Blue Line sticker off my truck. Yeah. I said it.

A Call to Action

So here’s my message to the Dickinson PD: shape up, or I’m taking my patriotism elsewhere.

Start treating us citizens like the vibe lords we are. Let a guy spin a few donuts without making it a federal case. And for the love of liberty—let a man hit his Juul in peace.

As for Frey, I’m watching you. Keep acting like a jerk, and I’ll be forced to fly my Thin Blue Line flag at half-mast. Dickinson deserves better.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a court date to prep for—and a new playlist to drop.